Men Are Hard To Please

Received this email quite sometimes ago. Wanna share it with u guys. Izzit true?

The Problem With GUYS

If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him,
If u Don't, he says u are PROUD.

If u DRESS nicely, he says u trying to LURE him,
If u Don't, he says u are from KAMPUNG.

If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN;
If u keep QUIET, he says u have NO BRAIN.

If u are SMARTER than him, he'll loose face,
If he's SMARTER than u, he is GREAT.

If u don't Love him, he tries to POSSES u,
If u LOVE him, he will try to LEAVE u.

If u don't make love with him, he says u don't love him,
If u DO, he says u are CHEAP.

If u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROUBLESOME,
If u don't, he says u don't TRUST him,

If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him,
If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u.

If u BREAK your PROMISE, u CANNOT be TRUSTED,
If he BREAKS his, he is FORCED to do so.

If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl,
If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMEN.

If u do WELL in your job, he says it's LUCK,
If he does WELL, it's BRAIN.

If u HURT him, u are CRUEL,
If he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!!

If u confront this with any GUYS they will swear that it's not TRUE..
But if u don't, they say u are SELFISH..

See! SO HARD TO PLEASE...!!