booooHOOO!!!

I broke up with this man 4 years ago. Since then I tried hard to get over it, learning to forgive and forget (it’s damn hard dude!). I don’t giving a damn to anything ever happen in his life anymore. Until yesterday, there’s an email he forwarded to me.

Look at the title… read the text and try to get the whole picture.

From: "si polan bin si polan" (myexbf@gmail.com)
Subject: Fwd: Engineers are the BEST boyfriends

Advantage 1: Secure lifestyle

An engineer boyfriend can provide you with a secure lifestyle. At 27 years old, an engineer probably has a respectable, stable job that gives him high income to own a car, invest, have a comfortable life, and get married andbuy a house too. Law graduates are still working as a lowly apprentice inlaw firm, most management graduates have just failed on their first business plan, the arts graduate is still looking for a job, and themedical school graduate is still living in a hospital.

Advantage 2: Unmatchable industriousness

An engineer boyfriend will dedicate an unimaginable amount of his time and ef fort to understand you. Engineers strain really really hard tounderstand their work. You can believe that they will try really really hard to understand women too, just like how they understand their work,once they believe that you are the one. So even if they don't understandyou initially, they will keep on trying. Even if they still do not understand, they will figure out the correct method to keep you happy ( e.g.buy diamond ring = 1 week's worth of happiness.) And once they find out the secret formula, they will just keep on repeating it so that the desired results appear. Unlike the Lawyer who will argue with you, the Management graduate who will try to control your spending, the Arts graduate who will 'change major', and the medical school graduate who will operate on you. And you know what, it's really so easy to make engineers be lieve that you are the 'one'. Say that you like one of their projects and they will be hooked to you forever

Advantage 3: An engineer boyfriend will never betray your trust

Let me first tell you what is wrong with the rest of the others - the lawyers will lie about everything, management graduates will cheat your money, the arts graduate will flirt, and you probably just look like another cadaver to the medical school graduate. Your engineer boyfriend is either too busy to have anaffair, and even if he does, he is too dumb to lie to you about that.Hence, an engineer is the most secure boyfriend that you will ever find rich enough, will keep on trying to understand and please you, has no time for affairs, and too dumb to lie to you. So girls, why procrastinate? Get an engineer for your boyfriend!

So... kesimpulan? No regrets at all. Kapish!!!