Friday, June 11, 2010

Installing Husband

hahahaha... sedutan dari facebook nisha..

A woman writes to the IT Technical support Guy

Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as NEWS 5.0, MONEY 3.0 and CRICKET 4.1.

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and House cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.

Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?

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DEAR Madam,

First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme. html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.
If that application works as designed, Husband1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5..

However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Silence 2.5 or Beer 6.1.
Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)

In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.
You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance.
We recommend: Cooking 3.0 and Hot Looks 7.7.

Good Luck Madam!
Aku bukan orang IT tapi rasanya semua orang pun boleh faham cite kat atas tu. Hmmm mungkin tak kena mengena dengan aku sbb nak install application Boyfriend 7.0 ni pun kadang2 error. Nanti nak kena check camne nak troubleshoot masalah nih.

Korang ada idea?


Nana said...

Salam kenalan,

hehehehe I love this! Its so kelakar!!! heheheh! Can I say, I think over the last 13 years, I've only manage to upgrade my husband program to 3.0 hehehe To me that's an enormous feat! hehe!

cik-zura said...

I'm glad u love it. Maybe u should try to install various new application to support your old Husband 3.0 program... hehehe...

cik-zura said...

eh... nana? yg ada beribu-ribu handbag tu? haaaa rasanya pernah bloghopping dulu.. hahahah... salam kenal jugak...

Nana said...

hahaha beribu2 handbag?? hahahahahah seriously? I doubt that's the case lah! Mesti salah orang ni :D

cik-zura said...

hahahaha... ooo now dah takde beribu dah ke? last time tgk duk nak jual je.. anyway dah lama tak pi bloghopping kat your blog pun.. i hope u doing fine..

Nana said...

hehehe you ni exagerate betul! yup! ada a few yang nak di jual and sudah pun di jual! Sekarang ni konon2 nye nak berhenti but I tell you susah gila! tak kuat iman betul! I think satu hari ada hubbkins I sorok my debit card tu hehehe!

Kalau singgah comment lah ;D

cik-zura said...

tu yg tak larat nk jenguk your blog selalu.. i jenis tak kuat iman gak.. hahahaha... anyway... happy anniversary ;)